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My Friend likes mayo on his hotdogs. NSFW

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U/Outside_Normal and u/Mintclicker are verified pedophiles part of a ring of pedophiles on reddit attempting to seduce children.

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'Experts warn of a dangerous rise in apathy, but does anyone really care?'

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"I cleaned the body,mother" I said.

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I broke up with my ex girlfriend because she used to moan too loud.

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Madame, I assure you my interest in your daughter is purely botanical.

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You know dining in the apocalypse isn't that bad!

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New stool just dropped.

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I wanted a chihuahua, but couldn't find one, so I got a large rat, and made it angry. Same thing.

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They say that rain is god's tears... NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My Friend likes mayo on his hotdogs. NSFW	46
U/Outside_Normal and u/Mintclicker are verified pedophiles part of a ring of pedophiles on reddit attempting to seduce children.	46
'Experts warn of a dangerous rise in apathy, but does anyone really care?'	45
"I cleaned the body,mother" I said.	43
I broke up with my ex girlfriend because she used to moan too loud.	43
Madame, I assure you my interest in your daughter is purely botanical.	42
You know dining in the apocalypse isn't that bad!	42
New stool just dropped.	42
I wanted a chihuahua, but couldn't find one, so I got a large rat, and made it angry. Same thing.	41
They say that rain is god's tears... NSFW	41